The Horror! The End Of Civilization As We Know It

Since being elected, President Sese Seko Mobutu Idi Amin Bokassa Sarkozy has ridiculed his functions by becoming a tabloid attraction, despite being one of the ugliest males on the planet. We're happy for Cecilia she divorced him, frankly, and feel Carla Bruni has probably lost her mind in her bid to attract fame after the disastrous flop of her last record. We also feel she should get a better plastic surgeon for her next face lift, and maybe some type of dignified occupation besides screwing powerful midgets. Look what happened to Katie Holmes. You don't want to follow that path.
Well, at least the TomKat baby is cute, but we fear for the upcoming fruit of the sinful idyll between Carla and Sarko. No way in hell this kid will ever look cute. We hope for a miscarriage, frankly, or some divine intervention to redeem what seems un-redeemable on this earthly planet. OK, so far this is allegedly a rumor, and let's hope it will remain just that. Poor kid.


Anyway, to cheer up my Frenchy friends, I thought it would be a good opportunity for our idiotic and erratically irregular poll. Let's name the Sarkozy-Bruni offspring (I cannot, I cannot think about it without needing to barf, arrrrgggh). Napoleon is already taken, Adolf a bit too connoted. I'm taking suggestions, meanwhile, you can vote at the bottom of the page.